OMG! My cat wrote an article about prepping raw meat - or at least he would have if he spoke/wrote English and had access to the internet

OMG! My cat wrote an article about prepping raw meat for his meals - or at least he would have if he spoke/wrote English and had access to the internet.

http://www.catinfo.org/#Home-Prepared_Diets

I will never, ever, ever, be this crazy! 

Could you imagine grinding raw rabbit meat (after removing the pelt, of course) for your cat to eat? Or purchasing organic turkey/chicken thighs for your cats?

People are crazy. I love my pets, but their dry/wet food combo works just fine.

hairballs

Cat owners unite in a common hatred: hairballs. Cats periodically regurgitate hair on the carpet, never on a linoleum or "easy cleanup" surface. Stepping barefoot in a larger-than-life pile of hairy cat vomit was not my idea for a writing topic, but the sensation has permeated my day like a socked-foot haphazardly placed in a warm, wet pile of cat barf.  I discovered National Hairball Awareness Day (04/30) during some very angry Googling this afternoon.